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PRAY HARD 2

That pretty girls not looking pretty anymore, that smiling boy don’t wear a smile anymore dejected by all the wrongs he’d seen all his life they’ve been saying things would change and now he’s 48. Still all the light does is “blink blink” all you still see are beggars everywhere. All we still do na “flash flash” and all the kids do na “toil toil” with the tray on the head walking miles after miles, all dem mama do na sorrow think, all the youths see na frustration no fit further school! Nobody send!! After dem say make we no posh!!! The tap don’t run you can’t even wash your hands for doing a dirty job that don’t pay you well trekking to cut distance can’t go on a bus “they fix dem price just right”. Don’t blame them cuz they have to catch-up like you have to catch up and she has to catch up and he has to catch up, and when everybody is playing the catch-up game, no one is going to catch save for those on-top who tell us to pray.
Pray hard! That’s all they say
Pray hard!! Every night and day
Pray hard!!! They keep telling us pray!
Pray hard! Pray hard!! No changes
The only thing there is to pray about is myself, because when I think am up there then I see am no-where, life is an unstable boat you could fall anytime so I need to pray to God to keep my feet on the ground cuz if I don’t, ill drown by the flood of this corrupt leaders or get hit by the bullet of the men in black. Do we also have to pray for this to stop? Did we give them the guns or did the FG do. I don’t understand these leaders what are their plans? Operation eliminate the poor?. Sam papa was aging no pension money and now he’s dead still they tell him to pray
PRAY HARD INDEED.

PRAY HARD 1

Like the sermon of the pastors and the imam, it’s like an everyday story you see in the movie fake prophet and all that I guess you know. The ones who preach good are the ones who do bad. Like the Pharisees and the Sadducees outward they seem as holier than thou, but in the chambers of them hearth if they truly got an hearth is a rotten can of worm, the kind that feast on the waste of our leaders I mean the many-many goodies they throw away as waste without even knowing. Leaving the poor to muzzle hustle scramble litter fight and die over nothing. They say we should pray! “The country will surely get better” how can we pray when we know it’s in their hands like a toy in a baby’s hands never worn let go.
I think we should pray for fire to come down.
I think we should pray this leaders so scared
I think we should pray they’ll burn to ashes…many years of fighting, still we going back and we the worst for it things not getting better.
Don’t go mad at your brother when things not going good, be mad at this leaders, they raise your hopes only to bring you down, I think they are toiling with us, we are like puppets to them, all they care is for them belly and them families store in reservoir for generation not yet born in Swiss America everywhere else. They feed the countries leave us here to starve keep telling us to pray, pray on empty stomach for theirs to get bigger. If you want to play the fool brother keep praying.

street food

O boy! No time! Wetin you dey look? You never see person wey dey chop akara and bread for road before? Lagos Bobo no mind them, chop your akara and bread na im be our own burger…e be like say na Ajebo sef!! Madam abeg give me that corn for fire and coconut N20 me I be one man show, na so I buy boli the other day, I never chop from morning till night, I just dey hustle. So I say make I buy boli carry go house use palm oil chaw am. Me I be one man show I no get time I get many things to do. As I dey waka go house na so this ice cream man wey won dodge okada man jam me! My boli fall for ground…no even think say I go pick am rain fall everywhere just nyama-yama na so I hold the ice-cream man “oya wetin be your problem? Pay me my money! In-fact na double you go pay na okada I go use go back buy another one. na im the guy start to narrate “bros make I tell you the truth I never sell one ice-cream from morning till now…rain fall na bad market…abi you go take ice-cream? Me-sef I never shop since morning na ice cream I just dey chaw” na so I look the guy e be like say de guy serious o…na so I take six yogurt ice-cream “I just remember say my chikala dey come tomorrow for weekend I carry the ice cream go house. As I dey go house I take the N200 wey I won use buy recharge card I fashi! I go for yello place, na im be one Togo girl by the country side wey dey sell fries,ewa anything wey you won chaw, so I cool down buy phuff-puff, yam-burger, akara, fish, potato. O boy I just won chop everything I con buy one small agege bread join am…I waka reach ma-ma place buy 2pure water join am…I carry five ice-cream put for freezer, no ask me wetin do the other one…I use am go chill with my fries and my pure water, I chop finish na so I crash. Tomorrow na Saturday I no dey go anywhere I dey house, na me be one man show I no dey work for anybody I won stay house tomorrow my chikala dey come O boy! Na faji for me. That tomoro come reach na so I huzle everything wey I won do before 10am I don finish... I Sidon dey wait for amaka Akaka no show! Before I know 7pm don reach so I say make I comot come see you my Lagos Bobo thank God say I see you for road. O boy my corn don finish sef make we buy suya from that aboki make we use am go drink pami for dat local bar…oya lets go!!